Big, bright shapes and letters appear with every smash
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Surprise friends
Random animals and vehicles pop up and wiggle
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Can't break anything
No emails sent, no tabs closed, no escape (almost)
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Works everywhere
Laptop, tablet, phone — any device, any browser
What this isn't
It's not educational. It's not developmental. It's not screen time you need to justify. It's a digital pot and wooden spoon. Sometimes babies just want to smash things.
💡 Pro tip: On iPad, turn on Guided Access (Settings → Accessibility → Guided Access) before handing it over. Triple-click to lock them in. Game changer for tiny escape artists.